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Chris Ford
Guns N’ Roses Videos, Ranked Worst to Best
Guns N' Roses made an indelible mark on rock and roll, and that revolution was televised via MTV.
40 Years Ago: The Day Motley Crue Were Born
A group of fellows came together to party in January 1981. Oh, and they formed a rock band.
Lost & Found: Exploding Banana Mask
WTF? Seriously, WTF?
5 Most Amazing Celebrity Conspiracy Theories
Thanks to the Internet -- as well as "public figures" like Glenn Beck, Alex Jones and David Eick -- conspiracy theories have become a part of mainstream pop culture.
Lost & Found: These Turkish Ninjas Must Be Interns
Welcome to the Cüneyt Arkın School of Martial Arts Semi-Mastery!
Classic Album Covers Fit Surprisingly Well Over Google Street View Images
British news outlet the Guardian spent some time overlaying the covers of some classic albums on top of Google Street View shots of the locations featured on those covers.
Watch BaneCat Crush His Owner’s Will to Live
Sitting among the shattered remains of some unlucky tableware, BaneCat tells his owner, "Ah yes! I was wondering what would break first!"
Guardian Critic Invokes the All-Caps Wrath of the Cure’s Robert Smith
In one of the most blatant offenses against Internet etiquette in history, the Cure singer Robert Smith smashed his Caps Lock button into his computer while responding to a poor review of a recent live performance by the band.
Get a Fresh Start to Your Week With Nutella, Coke, Mentos and a Condom
Nothing says "life is good and wonderful and f---ing strange" like watching a man stuff Mentos into a condom while yelling at you in Italian.
Klingon Beer Takes Your Star Trek Obsession to New, S—faced Heights
If you ever make it to Sto-Vo-Kor, the Klingon heaven, there's a good chance you'll be chugging lots of Warnog.
Man Goes to Magic: The Gathering Tourney, Man Shoots Pics of Himself With Players’ Asscracks
A rapper and Magic: The Gathering enthusiast has sent ripples throughout the Internet by releasing a wave of asscrack pics onto the unsuspecting masses.
Best TV Shows For Weekend Binging
It has been said recently, and on numerous occasions, that we are enjoying a new golden age of television. It's a point that's hard to argue with. Almost every network has had at least one show that knocked it out of the park.