A New Dog Brew and Two Dog Jokes
A dog walks into a bar and the bartender says " Hey Dog, I haven't seen you in a while, how's it been going?" The dog replies, "Ruff."
Well, life for man's best friend is about to get a lot better as Busch's Beer announces it's latest in the trend to be dog's best friend. Introducing, Busch's Dog Brew.
And why not? Cat's get catnip!
Of course, it's all in fun, as hops and alcohol would be poisonous for our four-legged friends. Busch's Dog Brew is made instead of pork butt, corn, celery, basil, mint, turmeric, ginger, and water. It's meant to be poured over dried food or served as a treat.
It does however come in a pop-top can which is soooo close to the real thing!
"Busch Dog Brew is an all-natural product and contains only fresh ingredients. Made with vegetables, herbs, spices, water, and pork broth to provide your best buddy with a nutritious and tasty snack that helps to promote a healthy digestive system. Bone broth is also a great way for dogs who struggle to eat solid food to get all of their extra nutrients. Your best friend is going to love it. We’re pawsitive." Busch.com explains online.
They also answer your most pressing question... Can humans drink Busch's Dog Brew? COME ON YOU KNOW YOU'VE TRIED DOG FOOD. Am I right?
"Suuure, if that’s what you’re into! We here at Busch do not judge. BUT this bone broth is made for a dog’s refined palate. You may find it pretty bland & yes, we’ve tried it a few times. Part of the job." Busch.com answers on their Q&A page here.
It reminds me of my favorite Koozie which reads, " In dog beers, I've only hade one."
"After a long day there's nothing quite like having a Busch with a friend, and with so many new pet owners across America this year, we wanted to create a brew to give our fans a chance to share a Busch brew with their 'best friend,'" Daniel Blake, Anheuser-Busch's VP of value brands, said in a statement provided by Forbes.
Now you can't give your dog a real beer, but you can teach them how to fetch you a beer instead. Thanks to Zac Goerge's Dog Training Videos!
Although not sold in stores (yet) you can buy Busch's Dog Brew for Fido, Buddy, and Princess online right on the Busch page here.
A dog walks into a bar
Dog: Bartender, get.......me........a..........beer.
Bartender: Sure thing, but what's with the small pause?
Dog: I don't know, I've had them my whole life.
Mic drop. Thank you I'll be here all week.
Okay, one more.
"Busch's Dog Brew, Head for the Doghouse. "
Get it? It's a play on Busch's Head for the Mountains??? Anyone?
Well, I tried. And you better believe I'll be ordering Busch's Dog Brew.
For Fido, not me.
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