A Fanged Deer?! Are You F**king Kidding Me?!?

As if nature wasn't terrifying enough I just learned there is such a thing as a fanged deer. These little vampire wannabe bastards stand about 2 feet tall and have long vampire like fangs they use to battle other deer for mates or for sneaking up behind unsuspecting people and taking them out at the knees. OK I made up that last part but come on! As if seeing a giant 1 foot wide tarantula isn't scary enough you throw this shit at us nature?

I will admit, the platypus is hilarious. Part beaver, part duck, there are a million jokes just on that one species but I draw the line at large mammals that are able to suck the blood from my kneecaps.

Damn nature.....you scary!!