You Called 911 for What?!?
A bite from a…kitten. Yes, that’s right, a kitten. According to a police report, a Speedway, Indiana man suffered a bite on his thumb from a kitten that was in a woodpile. 24 yr old Craig Wyatt called police yesterday afternoon, following the vicious attack that happened when the man was trying to tie a string around the animals neck. Police officer Chris Helmer who responded to the call, said the kitten was “very calm and non-aggressive unless provoked.”
Have you ever been bitten by a kitten that was bad enough for you to call 911? I didn’t think so. Me either. Authorities have ordered the man to turn in his Man Card.
Okay, I made that last part up.