What Celebrity Chef Guy Fieri Would Look Like If He Were Less….Douchey

I'm sure you all know who Guy Fieri is. He's the 40 something (trying to act 20 something), bleached blonde, spikey haired buffoon you've probably seen on Food Network. Well the self-proclaimed "Mayor of Flavortown" recently had a makeover thanks to Photoshop and the results are hilarious.

Let's face it...with his bleach blond hair, spray tan, flip flops and backward sunglasses, Guy Fieri's look is about as subtle as a prison riot. But thanks to modern technology we can get a glimpse of what life would be like if good ol Guy Fieri (who's real name is Guy Ferry by the way) were to lose his blonde hair and equally horribly dyed facial hair.

Here's the fat bastard as we know him now:

And here is what he would look like toned down:

Pretty much looks like every PE coach you've ever had right?

There's talk of Guy actually changing his look (which his wife encourages so what does THAT tell you?) in the near future. All I know is the guy has haters all over the place. Not only can I not stand the idiot, but he's also caught flack from others including fellow celebrity chef Anthony Bourdain who recently said of Guy Fieri's opening of a new restaurant in Times Square "He instantly turned Times Square into the Ed Hardy district". So it's not just me.

But, for now, we're stuck with the cartoonish moron and countless Diners, Drive-ins and Dumbasses marathons.....joy