Yeah, so did you just watch that? Where the guy picked up that naked girl and hurled her off the roof toward the pool but missed and she broke her foot? That really did happen.

The girl, in case you're wondering, is 18-year-old porn actress Janice Griffith (very NSFW Twitter here). And she let everyone know the result of the errant roof-toss and that she's losing work because of it

By now you might be wondering who the guy doing the (not so good) throwing is. His name is Dan Bilzerian. Maybe you've heard of him, maybe not. He apparently has more than a million followers on Instagram, so obviously a few people are interested in whatever it is he's up to. (Though maybe that number is a bit higher than it should be, if Bilzerian's willing to pony up a mere $3,700.)

And it's not hard to see why. The guy really loves women, fast cars, guns—basically he's trying really hard to tell people, "I'M AN ALPHA MALE." Now, of course, you might retort that if you need to shout it like that, then maybe it ain't exactly true. But we're not here to judge the man. Well, we will judge his arm strength. Weak, bro.

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