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The Carjacker from Another Dimension

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I love weird news stories, you know the kind of stories where people aren’t exactly the sharpest tool in the shed. I ran across this one while perusing newspapers from around this great nation of ours, and it made me chuckle. Dateline: Portsmouth, New Hampshire. A convicted felon is being held on $25,000 cash bail for allegedly carjacking a woman, along with other charges including receiving stolen property,  driving while intoxicated, and disobeying a police officer.  During his arraignment, Douglas Ellison said he was from the ’5th dimension’.

According to The Portsmouth Herald, Ellison said he was from a place called “Atamoloke”, his name for the alternate dimension, and said he was called something else in the alternate reality.

Seeing as the guy is a convicted felon, I seriously doubt they’re gonna buy that one for an insanity defense. I’ll have to try that one if it ever comes up. “Yeah, I’m from the 5th Dimension. I was the bongo player.” Oh, wait…that’s a different 5th Dimension.

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