Texas Polling Shows Green Party Candidate Jill Stein Behind ‘Deez Nuts’

This has certainly been an interesting Presidential race this year. Most people will vote for one of the two major party candidates, which some describe as the lesser of two evils. While that's what's getting the press coverage, there are still some independents in the race.

Former New Mexico Governor Gary Johnson is running as the candidate representing the Libertarian Party, Jill Stein is running as the Green Party candidate, and recent polling has some interesting results so far in Texas.

According to a report in the New York Daily News, a survey by Public Policy Polling has Jill Stein behind 'Deez Nuts,' and tied with Harambe the Gorilla.

The poll has the fictional candidate 'Deez Nuts' at 3% among registered voters, and both Stein and Harambe the Gorilla tied at less than 2%.

'Deez Nuts' couldn't actually serve as President, since it's a fake name created by a 16 yr old from Iowa. Neither could Harambe the Gorilla for two reasons: First of all, he's the gorilla from the Cincinnati Zoo that was killed by zoo officials in May when a toddler fell into his pen. Secondly, he's a gorilla.

Oh, and he's also dead.

Did I also mention that he's a gorilla?