Teen on LSD Fights Mailbox
Apparently, there's not much else to do in Port Moody, British Colombia but drink or do drugs.
A teenage boy was apprehended early on July 15 in Port Moody, British Columbia, as he allegedly attempted to fight a mailbox.
Officials say the boy was under the influence of LSD, and when officers attempted to take him into custody, he began to turn his aggression onto them.
Ultimately, the boy was released with no charges. Van Winkel noted that he was "just a kid who made some bad choices," and that criminal charges were not in his best interest.
Bad choices? No sir, sneezing while having a raging case of diarrhea is a bad choice...this is stupidity at its finest. First we have to worry about bath salts leading to a borderline zombie outbreak, now not even our mailboxes are safe.
It must have been pretty bad if the guy was arguing with the mailbox beforehand....must have insulted his mama.
To add insult to injury, on the very same night in the very same town, police were called to the rec center where there allegedly was a man without a shirt on and his pants around his ankles walking around confused.
Stay in school kids.