Tyrone Curry doesn't have to wake up at 4 a.m. and mop the floors at Evergreen High School in Seattle.
Not after the custodian won the Washington State lottery to the tune of $3.41 million five years ago.
It was a 12th century solution to a 21st century problem.
A 15-year-old in Tahuya, Washington became so enraged when her father took away her cell phone that she shot him with a bow and arrow.
You can't make this stuff up. Okay, you can make it up, but many times you don't have to. From the Washington Post comes a story about a man arrested for dealing drugs, a man by the name of...Cokayne.