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I've said it before. I don't have time for TV. Don't have time for video games. For Pete's sake, I barely have time to take a dump. Sad but true. So I find it hard to believe that ANYONE could possibly have so little to do, that they can participate in something this asinine.

It sounds weird, I know. But after watching this video, I'm kinda leaning towards getting a goat. As an added bonus, he'll also keep your yard nice and trim.

This is hilarious. One of the funnier stiuations I've seen a news anchor or reporter in. If you like people making an ass of themselves on live TV...you'll enjoy this vid!

I think this should be listed as the official cause of her death. "Bobby Brown'd" to death. But she was a big girl and made her own choices too. Let us not forget teh spectacle we saw during that Barbara Waa-Waa interview a few years ago, when she famously said, "crack is wack". In honor of her passing, I will leave you with this stirring rendition of a famous Whitney Houston song, performed by an obese, oriental kid, whos sports a $5 hair cut and, for what it's worth, a pretty decent voice. But, man...that hair cut. Wow. Enjoy. PS - I won $50 on my celebrity death pool!

I've got to give it up to this dude. Just last year he was racing an airplane in this bad boy. Now he's "driving" it almost Sixty Miles-per-hour in the snow!! The thing that puzzles me about people like this, is how the hell they have time to do this stuff. I barely have time to take a dump. This is why I must carefully watch my fiber intake on busy days. But this guy has time to frivolously drive an old person scooter around a frozen open field. Enjoy the video!

This video made me laugh harder than I have since that tiger tried to eat Roy Horn nine years ago. Seriously funny. Check it out.

Jay Leno is corny. Not Funny. Corny. He's not been funny in a loooooong time. His five second cameo in this commercial for the new Honda Acura, starring Jerry Seinfeld, in my opinion, ruins what would've been a funny ad. Watch the commercial and see if you agree.

Ok, I'm lying. This guy sucks....I think. Can't really get a feel for whetehr he's serious or not. You be the judge. Watch the vid.

Roger Clemens in Forty-Nine years old. He is actually only two months older than Jamie Moyer, the oldest current player in MLB. Is Fifty too old to play baseball? Probably not by today's standards. Especially if he juiced it up. Did a little Deca Durabolin or maybe a little HGH on the side. That would certianly help a Fifty year old attempting a comeback. But Unfortunately, we all know that they Rocket is above that...right?

Trust me, growing up Pentecostal in the The Smoky Mountains of Eastern Tennessee, I got to hear LOTS of gospel singing. LOTS. There was good. There was bad. Just like with any kind of music. Then there's...this. I'm not really sure what's going on in this video. I would imemdiately dismiss this as some kind of internet fake to get a few cheap laughs. But after watching my share of first "first rounds" on American Idol, I fully realize there are some UBER dillusional people in this word, when it comes to hyping their own talents. WARNING : You can't "un-see" or "un-hear" this. Once you've played this video, it will forever be lodged in your memory.

At some point in your life, if you own land, you'll likely need a tree cleared off of your property for one reason or another. But MAN, can that get costly. Maybe you should retain the services of the guy in this video. It's bound to be cheaper and a whole lot more entertaining to watch. Check it out.

This girl is hardcore. She's the new Axl Rose. Cute? Debatable. I'm not one of those people that think every kid is cute, just because they're kids. Is she Hardcore? Hell, yeah. She rocks. Check it out.