Meet Annasthesia, a SuicideGirl who is a Pokemon Master, loves ‘The Colonel’ and all eleven of his herbs and spices and loves when a guy makes it hurt just a little.
Meet Gallows, a SuicideGirl who considers herself a “bleeding-heart Liberal,” enjoys eating late with friends and loves the smell of honeysuckle.
Meet Sinnah, a SuicideGirl who hates crowded places, gets hot when she meets someone with brains and a sense of humor and isn’t into zombies.
Meet Soya, a SuicideGirl who admits to being a total stoner, hates the word “hobby” and considers staying up all night and surfing the web a “good time.” She could convince us to do anything. We hate the word hobby now too. See how good she is.
Meet Lethal, a SuicideGirl who spends all her free time napping, considers Wonder Woman a personal hero and will try anything once if you beg for it. Can she put on a Wonder Woman costume. Please?!?
Meet Tarion, a SuicideGirl who loves to be in control, has a sexual fantasy about a nun and some M&M’s and considers “world domination” a hobby. You keep thinking about the “nun and M&M’s” comment don’t you? So do we.
Meet Yankee, a SuicideGirl who loves the New York Yankees, digs a guy with a ton of tattoos and can’t live without a really good bra. Win her over with some Molson Canadian.
Meet Emily Laser, a SuicideGirl who gets happy at the sight of drag queens, spends her free time painting and hates not being around her dog. Paint us ‘happy’ to see her.
Introducing Kemper, a SuicideGirl who gets sick of people easily, looks up to Wonder Woman and loves sharks as much as she loves puppies. Now those are two very different types of pets.