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One of the main reasons we love sports so much is that it’s chock full of sexual innuendos. There are poles, strokes, a whole lot of balls, and that’s just the beginning. You name it, we can twist it around and make it sexual, because we’re all immature 12-year-old kids at heart.

Well, you knew it was coming (so to speak) — Hazel Jones, the woman we told you about a couple weeks ago who’s in possession of not just one but two factory-issued vaginas, has gotten a big fat offer to appear in porn. Vivid Entertainment honcho Steve Hirsch reached out to the 27-year-old blonde beauty in a letter that read in part, “You are obviously an extraordinary woman and I would like to mak