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Joshua A. Gorski
Bay County Sheriff’s Office
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Creepy Guy With Serious Issues Caught Masturbating Outside a Church

This guy has a lot to talk about the next time he goes to Confession.

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10 Craziest Public Places People Have Been Caught Masturbating

Regardless of what the Pope might think, masturbation is totally normal. That is, it’s totally normal as a private endeavor in a controlled environment.

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Man having trouble sleeping
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Bad News, Fellas: Masturbation Apparently Does Not Cure Insomnia

Medical experts have concluded that petting the walrus for Jesus, wrestling the bald-headed champ, punchin’ the munchkin, bopping the bologna, beating off, masturbating, or whatever you choose to call playing with yourself will not help a person fall asleep – no matter how much they do it. Shucks.

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Victorian Penis Armor Thought to Prevent Insanity, Masturbation

Anti-masturbation devices, such as the one pictured up top, were used in the stained glass days of the Victorian sex age, where everyone from scholars, Catholic porno cults and Cloister prostitutes believed that masturbation caused the degeneration of civil society by inflicting the rosy palm populous with physical and mental disorders and venereal disease.

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Eugene Oregon Police Department
Eugene Oregon Police Department
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Man Arrested for Killing Knuckle Children in Neighbor’s Homes

In a strange case of jerking and entering, an Oregon man was arrested earlier this week for allegedly breaking into people’s homes and wrestling the old bald headed champ while watching porn on their personal computers.

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Chronic Masturbator Sues To Gain Access to Porn in Jail
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Chronic Masturbator Sues To Gain Access to Porn in Jail

Kyle Richards, a prisoner awaiting sentence on a bank robbery conviction, claims he suffers from chronic masturbation syndrome and needs porn to manage his affliction.

And since the 21-year old isn’t being provided access to pornography behind bars in Michigan’s Macomb County jail, he is suing the state and Gov. Rick Snyder for cruel and unusual punishment under the Eighth Amendment.

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