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‘Machete 3′ Trailer Promises Machete Will Kill Again … In Space!
‘Machete 3′ Trailer Promises Machete Will Kill Again … In Space!
‘Machete 3′ Trailer Promises Machete Will Kill Again … In Space!
If you saw 'Machete Kills' in the theater, chances are you caught a glimpse at the trailer for 'Machete Kills Again ... In Space,' the promised third entry in the 'Machete' trilogy. Unfortunately, this might be all we get of 'Machete 3,' so enjoy it while you can. Since 'Machete Kills' only brought in $14 million at the box office, we might not be getting the Machete space adventure we were all pr
New Movies in Victoria: ‘Captain Phillips,’ ‘Machete Kills’
New Movies in Victoria: ‘Captain Phillips,’ ‘Machete Kills’
New Movies in Victoria: ‘Captain Phillips,’ ‘Machete Kills’
It's an action-packed weekend at theaters, with two new thrillers arriving—one based on true events, the other a sequel to a movie that not too many saw, but, well, there's a sequel anyway. But hey, if you're talking about Sofia Vergara with machine gun jumblies, who cares if it's a sequel?
‘Machete Kills’ Review
‘Machete Kills’ Review
‘Machete Kills’ Review
'Machete Kills,' Robert Rodriguez's follow-up to 2010's 'Machete,' ditches the grindhouse aesthetic and homage, and instead tries to emulate a late-'80s, early-'90s action flick -- basically, Rodriguez made the kind of movie he often makes. The result is an uninspired, joyless and oft-trashy exercise in self-indulgence. Rodriguez has spent his career making films the way he wants in his own backya
‘Machete Kills': Michelle Rodriguez Smells Something Fishy in This Highlight Reel
‘Machete Kills': Michelle Rodriguez Smells Something Fishy in This Highlight Reel
‘Machete Kills': Michelle Rodriguez Smells Something Fishy in This Highlight Reel
Michelle Rodriguez returns for 'Machete Kills' as Shé, Machete's revolutionary friend and fellow ass-kicker in the upcoming grindhouse-flavored sequel from Robert Rodriguez. In this new 30 second highlight and promotional reel, Rodirguez gets out some corny one-liners, like the cringe-worthy "I smell fish taco," and we get to see her fire off a few guns and do what a revolutionary does b
‘Machete Kills’ Will Not Bring Back Lindsay Lohan, Probably ‘Cause She’s Crazy
‘Machete Kills’ Will Not Bring Back Lindsay Lohan, Probably ‘Cause She’s Crazy
‘Machete Kills’ Will Not Bring Back Lindsay Lohan, Probably ‘Cause She’s Crazy
Robert Rodriguez's 'Machete Kills' is back on track after a potentially disastrous lawsuit threatened to shut down production entirely, and one aspect of the film we can all look forward to is the return of multiple characters from the first film. Danny Trejo, Jessica Alba and Michelle Rodriguez will be reprising their roles, but it seems that 'Machete Kill'-ed Lindsay Lohan -- meaning she won't b
‘Machete Kills’ Pic: Alexa Vega Proves She Isn’t a ‘Spy Kid’ Anymore in Her Killjoy Debut!
‘Machete Kills’ Pic: Alexa Vega Proves She Isn’t a ‘Spy Kid’ Anymore in Her Killjoy Debut!
‘Machete Kills’ Pic: Alexa Vega Proves She Isn’t a ‘Spy Kid’ Anymore in Her Killjoy Debut!
We questioned at first whether Alexa Vega could handle a role in Robert Rodriguez's 'Machete Kills,' especially when that said role answers to the name of Killjoy. 'Spy Kids' doesn't exactly qualify as action movie experience, but as Miley Cyrus and Lindsay Lohan remind us with their daily shenanigans, everyone has to grow up at some point... And boy, Vega did indeed grow up. We've got the officia
Sofia Vergara to Play a Brothel Madame in ‘Machete Kills’
Sofia Vergara to Play a Brothel Madame in ‘Machete Kills’
Sofia Vergara to Play a Brothel Madame in ‘Machete Kills’
Sofia Vergara will be adding her acting “assets” to the upcoming Robert Rodriguez sequel ‘Machete Kills,’ with Danny Trejo returning as the knife-wielding ex-federale who has to try and prevent global war from happening by stopping a terrorist and arms dealer from launching a missile.