The Juno Temple Hair Test Is the Quickest Way to Determine What Kind of Movie You’re About to See
Every time there’s a new movie starring Juno Temple, I conduct what I like to call The Juno Temple Hair Test. It’s a totally scientific and thoroughly objective test designed to help moviegoers answer one simple question: What is the deal with this movie? By analyzing the volume, style, texture and color of the hairs on the head of everyone’s second favorite British actress with a proclivity for totally bonkers roles (bested only by Eva Green), you can quickly and easily determine what sort of movie you’re about to watch. Disclaimer: Patent pending. These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA.