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Idiot Driver Dragging Man in Wheelchair to McDonald’s Loses His License

Big Mac? Try big mistake.

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Twitter User Thinks ‘KKK’ Is Racist, Doesn’t Realize It Refers to Strikeouts

This woman is not on the (fast) ball.

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Man Trying to Destroy Bees’ Nest With Fireworks Burns Down Garage

We all know the drill by now, right? In the days after July 4, stories of regular people injuring themselves setting off fireworks are as commonplace as waving American flags at your town's Independence Day celebration.

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Imbecile Fakes Hijacking Story to Get Out of Vacation with Mistress

The only thing that blew up was this guy's plans, right in his face.

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Classy Woman Arrested After Threatening to Poop on Officer

This woman is in deep, well, you know.

Today's winner of the day is Kristina Roberts, an 18-year-old from Manchester, N.H., who threatened to go number two on a cop's leg while the officer tried to arrest her after responding to a noise complaint in the wee hours of Monday morning...

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Lee De Paauw
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Dude Jumps Into Crocodile-Filled Water to Score a Date

She may break his heart, but that won't hurt nearly as much as what he's already been through.

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Lunatic Roommate Has No Earthly Clue How to Open Loaf of Bread

Sure, those twist ties used on bags of bread are annoying, but we all learn to accept them. Well, not all of us.

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Yanshui Beehive Festival
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Watch These Festival-Goers Voluntarily Get Shot by a Million Fireworks

It's an explosively good time.

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Idiot Takes ATV for Painfully Terrible Ride Down Small Staircase

An ATV is not *all* terrain.

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Doofus Eats Cherry Bomb, Humanity Is Hopeless

Maybe this guy thought the taste would explode in his mouth.

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