Last weekend, my wife and I ventured to a place that has a magnificent reputation as a place to go for holiday festivities. And it completely lived up to the hype. Unfortunatley though, the massive crowd that had gathered to ooh-and-aww at the Christmas Scenes (I can't tell you where it is), brought along with them a giant magpie of odor; an ecclectic mix of smells, that were not to my liking.
Now we're talking about a place that a lot of people, of all walks, travel to during the holiday season. And in particular, LOTS of old people. Silver Foxes and Blue Hairs....everywhere.
And we all know, that a whoppingly large percentage of old people stink. I mean a bad, heinous kind of "Stank" that can't be found anywhere else. Do they pee themselves? Do they forget to wipe? Is there skin just slowly rotting? Not sure. I just know it stinks.