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Jodie Foster…Coming Out of the Closet Soon?

Did Ricky Gervais publicly "OUT" Jodie Foster at the Golden Globe Awards? I think he said what most people have been thinking for a loooong time. Does it matter? Nope.

Just sayin'.

Watch the video for yourself.

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Parents…Trouble With Pulling Kid’s teeth?

I'm fighting this battle with my five (soon to be six) year old daughter. I sent her into an overdramatic frenzy just a few days ago, attempting to pull out a tooth that wasn't as loose as I originally thought. Maybe something like this will help.

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Chaz Bono is Saving Up For His/Her Own Set of Frank-n-Beans!!

Really? Seriously....CHAZ? You could get this done for $44.95 at D&D novelties or online at AdamandEve.com.

But NOOOOOOOOO...He/She has to be fancy. He/She wants the real thing. His/her own set of frank n beans.

How do they do this? Is it synthetic?

I had a friend in HS that had half his ear cut off in a car wreck. I remember marveling, at the time, because doctors literally GREW him a new ear on the back of a mouse!! Could they do this with a penis

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15 Signs Improved by Graffiti

This brings to mind one that I wish I would've taken a picture of. A couple of years ago, my wife and I were driving through the Victoria Mall parking lot and noticed a STOP sign that someone had spray painted the words "Hammer Time" underneath the word Stop.

Hilarious.

Here's Fifteen signs that were improved with good, old fashioned graffiti.

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Treadmill Accidents = Funny

I was doing a live broadcast last night at Gold's Gym Express here in victoria. It's alwasy kind of weird, because I actually work out there. So these people usually see me working out, and then I just show up one evening and loiter around with a microphone. I say loiter, like I'm just wandering around aimlessy or something. That's far from the case though. I'm always looking for ways to entertain myself while I'm there.

I was speaking, off-air, with the manager and he told me there had been a couple of recent treadmill accidents there. He went into painstaking detail about how they went down.

Hilarious.

We spent the next ten minutes watching a complete D-Bag, wearing spandex none the less, going backwards, showboating on a treadmill. Is it wrong that we were both begging for an old fashioned youtube moment? A complete "Treadmill FAIL", type of happening?

Nah. He would've had it coming to him for hot doggin' it in the gym.

Point is...It got me thinking about some of the better ones I've seen on youtube. Check out this compilation of the best "Treadmill FAIL" moments. Use their stupidity and suffering to make yourself happy! Enjoy : )

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One Last Christmas Video to Make You Laugh

I had to do it. Pretty funn ystuff here. The people at www.funnyordie.com put together some of the funniest vids on the web. This video, starring Jim Carrey, Ryan Gosling, Eva Mendes & More, is no exception. Check it out.

WARNING : FOUL LANGUAGE. Not suitable for work or children.

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Tebow May Host SNL

Peyton Manning did it. Tom Brady did it. THAT, my friend, is pretty elite company. SNL is reportedly set to ask tim tebow to host SNL. Sources say that he "can't" and "won't" til after the season, but likely will accept the offer.

For a guy that "will never be an NFL Quarterback", like tebow, he's sure doing well for himself. Have you seen the "controversial" Tebow Spoof that SNL did last week? If not, prepare for a laugh! Here's the vid.

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North Korea Should be Thankful For Justin Bieber

Technically, EVERYONE should be thankful for the wonderfully talented Justin Bieber. But especially North Korea. Watch this vid.

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Jimmy Kimmel Strikes Again

The last time Jimmy Kimmel did a segment like this, I was not convinced it was all real. Second time around...still not convinced. Regardless, it's really funny. The last kids quote, about what to tell Jimmy Kimmel, makes the whole video worth while.

If you didn't see round one of these vids, let me set it up for you. Jimmy Kimmel had parents pretend the yate all the kids halloween candy and caught their reactions on film. Same thing here, with bad Christmas presents. Just watch and enjoy!

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Scottish Guy Freaks About Wind Storm

Watch the vid. Living here in South Texas, how many of us have to stake down our trampolines and playground sets because of the gusting winds? Probably a lot of us.

I actually had a trampoline thrown by the wind not too long ao. In fact, in my old ass 1902 house, the wind blew so hard against a particular side of my house, the cabinets on my kitchen wall were all wide open when I woke up one Sunday morning. So the 100 mph winds in this video doesn't necessarily impress me. BUT...the hilarious Scottish accent does. Check it out.

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Bad Lip Reading With Rick Perry

Gotta love the guys at www.funnyordie.com! Always funny. Not dead. Check out Rick Perry's latest vid!

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Like To Hear Cat’s Scream?

Ya know, normally I wouoldn't subject you to ANOTHER cat video. because God knows there's no shortage of those around. BUT...This Rocks!!

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