A guy walks into a hospital...stop me if you've heard this one already. Wait, no you haven't heard this one, because it involves a unique amount of dumbass-ness. Hey, I just invented a new word! Faced with a medical emergency but lacking health insurance, a Minnesota man recently tried to dodge his hospital bill by impersonating Pink Floyd guitarist David Gilmour.
If you’re going to blow through your life savings, you should at least do so in a way that gains sympathy. Don’t do what Henry Gribbohm did.
There is nothing funny about an overzealous pistol-packer desperately trying to impress by waving a loaded gun around. That is, until the idiot forgets how to use the safety, and shoots his own pecker into one of his tube socks. At that point, we must admit: it is a bit hilarious.
The cab driver ended up not pressing charges against a man who took off without paying for a taxi ride, a man who not only left his ID, but also his bong behind. Police in Wilmette, Illinois say that earlier this month, 19 yr old Christopher Porter of Evanston got into a taxicab with another man at around 2:30am. On the ride, the other man was dropped off along the way, with the understanding that