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Grandma’s Bacon Beef Hoses Grandson

Mmmm...bacon. Delicious, mouth-watering bacon. Okay, I know it's pretty popular. It seems like it's on everything these days, right? I like it okay, but its not at the top of my list of must-haves, especially since the doctor told me I need to watch my cholesterol. But for a 9 yr old Pennsylvania boy, a beef over bacon was what sent his grandmother to jail.

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The Carjacker from Another Dimension

I love weird news stories, you know the kind of stories where people aren't exactly the sharpest tool in the shed. I ran across this one while perusing newspapers from around this great nation of ours, and it made me chuckle. Dateline: Portsmouth, New Hampshire. A convicted felon is being held on $25,000 cash bail for allegedly carjacking a woman, along with other charges including receiving stolen property,  driving while intoxicated, and disobeying a police officer.  During his arraignment, Douglas Ellison said he was from the '5th dimension'.

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"Look at the newbie coming our way, fellas! He's gotta purdy, little mouth"
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Stupid Criminal. I Mean, Really Stupid.

Bruce Manlove.

I repeat, Bruce Manlove.

Think this guy is gonna have some trouble doing hard time with a name like that? The clerk that was robbed was lucky he didn't get "Sea-Bassed" in the men's room. Read below.

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Art Linkletter Was Right-Kids Do Say The Darndest Things!

It's true! Just ask 22 yr old Johnisha Terry of Austin, TX who was talking to a Police Officer in Austin about some outstanding warrants. According to a report, she began acting a little suspicious, and eventually her 3 yr old son asked Police if they had "found his mom's weed."

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A Local Werewolf Eats the Human ear of a missing Inmate at the Victoria Jail.
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Victoria : Dumb Criminals ?

I know Victoria is more known for it's #2 national ranking in murders per capita. We focus on our violent crime here in South Texas. I guess criminals here have their priorities straight. Go ahead. Blame on all on "gang activity".

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Karma is Awesome!

Isn't it great when some fool is trying to do something wrong, and they end up getting bitten in the buttocks for it? Like in the movies, or on television. We all cheer when they get theirs, right? So it went for a guy in England.

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He Was Arrested for Drug Dealing and His Name is…Wait, What?!?

You can't make this stuff up. Okay, you can make it up, but many times you don't have to. From the Washington Post comes a story about a man arrested for dealing drugs, a man by the name of...Cokayne.

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$40 just doesn't score as much blow as it used to, apparently
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Man Arrested After Complaining To Police He Was Cheated in Coke Deal

Recently, we've featured stories about a few criminal "masterminds"... like the gentleman who broke into a home and when he heard the owner return before he could make his exit, called the police himself.

Then there was the fellow who called 911 to ask questions about his marijuana plant and any legal troubles that might come from it.

This story, however, might win this gentleman the "Dumb Criminal of the Year" award.

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He Was High on What!???

A Medina, Ohio man pleaded not guilty to what is described as "persistent" disorderly conduct,  and resisting arrest after a couple of incidents, in which the man was acting strangely.

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