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As we all know, drinking makes you temporarily smarter and much more clever. When sauced up, one is typically prone to acts of prolific research, groundbreaking scientific innovations, and intense spiritual discovery. That's why this South Carolina man's very different reaction to intoxication has us completely stumped.

Not that we're speaking from experience, but everyone's done something stupid when they've had a few too many to drink. We're talking about driving drunk while dressed as a zombie kind of dumb. Here's a less dangerous example -- getting stuck between two buildings.

Have you ever walked up a down escalator? We used to do it just for fun. Watch the hilarity ensue when an apparently tired, or possibly drunk businessman can't figure out exactly what the problem is.

We all remember the night we turned 21. OK...we all remember how we don't remember the night we turned 21. And it's that alcohol-fueled blackout that is behind the upcoming comedy '21 & Over.' It's from the writers of 'The Hangover' and the new trailer is here.

There's a reason why you should never mix alcohol and motor vehicles. There's also a reason why you should never mix alcohol with athletics, unless you're a spectator, that is. Check out the results when Mr. Inebriated gets talked into trying the jump hurdles. Naturally, hilarity ensues!

"If you want to have a dodge ball victory, you've got to grab it by it's haunches and hump it into submission". "If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball". Great quotes from one of my favorite actors...Rip Torn. One of the greatest names in Hollywood too! He's turning 81 today! So in honor of his b-day, I thought I would share his mugshot from a few years ago, taken after he got drunk and attempted to "withdraw" money from a bank, brandishing a handgun. Ain't it a thing of beauty?

I had to do it. Pretty funn ystuff here. The people at www.funnyordie.com put together some of the funniest vids on the web. This video, starring Jim Carrey, Ryan Gosling, Eva Mendes & More, is no exception. Check it out. WARNING : FOUL LANGUAGE. Not suitable for work or children.

Playboy has reportedly offered Lindsay Lohan $1 Million to pose nude. Really? There will be people (mostly women) say, "we are rewarding her for doing all the wrong things". True, I suppose. But does that surprise you? Not me. What DOES surprise me though, is the fact that Playboy would pay LINDSAY FREAKIN' LOHAN $1 Million to pose nude!!

There are crazies in Florida. It seems like we are always reading stories about people going off the deep end in that state, from drunks leading police on a golf cart chase, to drunken parents ruining their kids' birthday parties. This time though, it's a fired cop who's in trouble over an ATV joyride, where he allegedly ran over 2 people.

I suppose I should say it's an "alleged disorder", because I'm not fully convinced it's anything more than a character flaw.