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Donald Trump Looked at the Eclipse Without Glasses and the Internet Lost It

We all heard the warnings about not looking at the eclipse. Well, maybe not all of us.

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Donald Trump Almost Sued ‘Sharknado’ Over Scrapped Presidential Cameo

Ah, to live in a world where the Trump presidency’s biggest disaster was a Sharknado. It almost happened, as the Apprentice host very nearly played the second sequel’s president, and – in true Trump fashion – threatened to sue when producers rescinded the offer.

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Man Hired to Come Up With Bizarre Donald Trump Bets

This is probably not the way Donald Trump envisioned moving the economy.

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Paul McCartney Wrote a Trump-Inspired Song for His New Album

Paul McCartney hasn't been the most overtly political artist during the course of his distinguished career, but it sounds like at least one of the songs on his next album is inspired by current events.

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Tom Petty Hailed for Making ‘Political Statement’ on Trump’s Transgender Policy

A photograph Tom Petty displays when the Heartbreakers perform "American Girl" onstage has taken on new meaning for some transgender advocates.

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Randy Newman Wrote a Song About Donald Trump’s Penis

Randy Newman decided not to release it because he didn't want to add to the "ugly conversation the country is having."

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Why Donald Trump’s Newest White House Hire Has Everybody Googling Queen’s ‘Bohemian Rhapsody’

The appointment of Anthony Scaramucci has resulted in a flood of "scaramouch" searches and "Bohemian Rhapsody"-based wordplay.

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Gollum Derails ‘The Late Show’ With Hilariously Creepy Readings of Trump Tweets

There's only one person who could make our 45th President's tweets sound more deranged than they already are, and his name is Gollum.

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Twitter Had a Field Day With Kellyanne Conway’s Flash Cards

It's hard to believe, but the Internet has some issues with Kellyanne Conway.

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NPR Tweets Declaration of Independence, Trump Supporters Call It ‘Propaganda’

For some strange reason, folks on Twitter thought Thomas Jefferson's words about rejecting tyranny was referring to Donald Trump rather than King George III.

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Don’t Worry, Alec Baldwin’s Trump Will Be Back for ‘SNL’ This Fall

Most everything we’ve heard from SNL Season 43 has involved those leaving the series behind, so there’s finally good news from up top. So long as our national nightmare persists, Alec Baldwin will be back in his golden wig to deliver that bigly famous Trump impression.

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Colbert Teases 2020 Presidential Run in ‘Late Show’ Russia Clip

Whatever your politics, the most recent election has celebs contemplating runs for office. Whether Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson or Kanye, someone from the entertainment world might make a legitimate 2020 bid, and Stephen Colbert may have used his Late Show trip to Russia for the announcement.

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