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The Pickup Artist
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10 Super Cheesy Pickup Notes

Anyone who's ever been the victim of a pickup line can probably agree with this response: WOOF. While a lot of them can be pretty awful ("Do you have a bandaid? Cause I just scraped my knee falling for you."), all are straight up hilarious.

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Dating in the Summer Will Destroy Men’s Bank Accounts. Women, Not So Much.

The weather heats up during the summer, but that doesn’t mean it needs to burn a hole in your wallet while you look for that special someone.

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Breakup Note Left for Cheating Boyfriend Is a Hilarious Scavenger Hunt

Anybody in a relationship will tell you, the worst thing you can do to your partner is cheat. Now, we would certainly never condone such behavior, but if you're trying to get away with something like that (and again, cheating on your partner is never acceptable), never, and I mean NEVER leave your Facebook page open!. Even if your not up to no good, you should never leave it open anyway, especially if you have pranksters around your office. Right Dave?

Check out this clever breakup note peppered with hearts and exclamation points, left by a woman scorned. And you know what they say about a woman scorned. 

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Juggalo Dating 101 — The Insane Clown Posse’s Unauthorized Guide to Online Dating

"Don't worry sugartush, there is someone for everyone." -- Excerpt from an email our mom sent us today.

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Commuter Train Goes to Ridiculous Lengths to Help Singles Hook Up

There's a city out there that wants you to join hands and start a love train.

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The 10 Funniest ‘OkCupid’ Memes

Online dating can be a real hassle, and sometimes (read: usually), despite your best efforts, you still attract an absolute creepster. Let's be frank, if you can manage to find somebody who doesn't continually sniff their fingers during a meal you've gotten lucky.

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Here’s Why You Don’t Try to Impress Your Date With a Fake Mugging

Men doing foolish things to impress women has been a common thread throughout history. But, for today, we can call Jeffrey Tyler Siegel the king of the fools.

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How to Get a Date With Olivia Wilde, Maybe

While I don't pretend to have all the answers about how to nab a beautiful babe, this guy seems to have a pretty good strategy.

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Brothers Look for Love on Craigslist By Posing as Centaurs

Despite possessing many positive qualities, brothers Dave and Mike found themselves date-less for their cousin's impending nuptials.

Having been told by the bride that dates are "mandatory" because she doesn't want them "harassing all of my friends all night" the pair took to Craigslist to find two women -- preferably sisters or friends -- to accompany them to the wedding.

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Guide to Dating #47 — Don’t Give Your Girlfriend Breath Mints For Valentines Day Like Brad Pitt Did

Listen, I had plenty of pictures of the actual Brad and Angelina, but here is something you have to know, if we're going to be friends: I will always, always choose a photo of wax museum statues.

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Least Shocking Study Ever Reveals Being a Virgin Can Hurt Your Dating Life

If you need a road map or someone in your ear instructing you like Cyrano de Bergerac when it comes to sex, chances are your pool of prospective mates has probably shriveled up more than George Costanza’s you-know-what after a swim.

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OkCupid Meets Horse_ebooks in Hilarious New Tumblr

What do you get when you combine the randomness of Horse_ebooks with the desperate horniness of OkCupid? This hilarious new Tumblr -- Ock_ebooks.

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