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Austin Hookers Busted After Condoms Clog City Drain Pipe
A ring of prostitutes in Austin got busted after used condoms clogged a city drainage pipe. Wait, what?!?!
According to a published report, a massage parlor was operating in a strip center (no pun intended) in the northwestern part of the city, and a realty company took over the property...
You’re Not All Magnums — Study Shows Men Ignore Condom Sizes
Some of us dudes are packing a bit more wiener than sense, according to a new study which shows that despite efforts to educate, many men still choose not to use condoms. The biggest complaint? They say their meat-stick simply will not fit into a one-size-fits-all rubber. We have the opposite p…
Olympic Officials Launch Inquiry About Non-Sanctioned Condoms
The Olympics have all kinds of corporate sponsors, and even the 150,000 condoms made available to athletes in anticipation of gold medal nookie were supplied by just one company: Durex, which presumably paid a hefty fee for the honors.
So when a bucket of non-sanctioned condoms showed up in the Olymp…
Thieves Caught With Plethora of Pilfered Prophylactics
Police in Malaysia have busted up a ring of condom thieves, recovering roughly 700,000 pilfered rubbers.
Six men -- including some who work for a company that exports condoms -- were arrested after hundreds of boxes of prophylactics were found stashed in a warehouse and a home...