Of course, a sexual offender can look like many things. But this guy is classic. I bet he drives a non-descript, white van full of candy and old Disney VHS tapes. He probably looks for kids with their names on their shirt, so he can call them by name. "Hey Timmy, your mom couldn't make it today, so she asked me to come pick you up at school today. so, c'mon...get in the van".