A hot threesome with two beautiful women while everyone is under a drug-induced thrall is commonly cited as a male fantasy. Jerry Streng tried to live that dream, but quickly discovered the Sophomoric adage is true: all great plans won’t get you laid but they might get you screwed.
This week in ‘terrible ideas that probably even seemed terrible at the time’ takes us to the Sunshine State, where this stone cold dingbat dialed up 911 to report an emergency. What was the emergency? She was “full.”