Story About Woman Masturbating With Sausage at Walmart Completely False

Last week, you may remember that I posted a story about a woman who was supposedly caught inside a Louisiana Walmart bathroom pleasuring herself with a Jimmy Dean sausage. Well, it turns out, after doing some research the story is completely made up.

According to the debunking site Snopes the entire story was made up by Now8News which is a company that prides itself on posing as a legitimate news source while apparently making up clickbait stories to fool people into clicking on it to go to their page. Luckily, I got the story from Huffington Post so I didn't click on their post and feed into the bullshit they're trying to pull on everyone.

Just wanted to clear that up. I have since removed the post because I don't want anything on the site that isn't 100% true. As funny as the story was, it was just made up BS. Sad too, I literally laughed out loud at it.

On to the next.

Dave Fenix