State With the Biggest Penis Size Has Every Right to Feel Extra Cocky
Yep, they actually decided this was a statistic worth researching, and no, there’s something that’s not always bigger in Texas. Here’s the (very) long and the (very) short about which states have the biggest penis size.
That’s right — Condomania.com (what, you don’t have it bookmarked?) has finally answered the age old question that has burned mankind since our prehistoric ancestors etched naked men on the walls of ‘Cavegirl’ magazine: what state is home to the biggest penises? The site came up with its list based on what size condoms people order.
Coming in first place is North Dakota, which makes us believe Minot is not an abbreviation for ‘miniature.’ Rhode Island – the smallest state in the union in terms of size – finished as the second biggest state in the union in terms of, well, size. South Dakota took third place to prove to the world Mount Rushmore may not be the biggest piece of manhood within its borders.
Mississippi has the dishonor of finishing dead last, ahead of Hawaii, but at least people there can take heart in knowing they have the best weather.
Strangely, Georgia didn’t appear on the list. Guess they’re not ordering protection online.
States With Biggest Penis Size
1. North Dakota
2. Rhode Island
3. South Dakota
4. District of Columbia
9. New York
10. South Carolina
14. New Jersey
23. New Mexico
36. New Hampshire
43. West Virginia
46. North Carolina