Poor North Korea’s Latest Satellite is Completely Useless

As if people didn't laugh at Kim Jong Un enough in his life it looks like the world's pudgiest dictator has failed once again.

This time North Korea launched a satellite meant to "monitor earth situations" meaning they were trying to convince the world that it was weather related...nice try. The satellite launched on Saturday by North Korea is “tumbling in orbit” around 300 miles above earth and has been rendered "useless"

However, the US government sees this as North Korea having the capability to launch a long range missile towards the US mainland. Sure, they might have the technology but the know how seems to be quite a few years away. If they did launch a missile they would probably be better launching it out of a huge catapult. Otherwise I see them launching it and it come flying end over end towards America, or Panama, or....somewhere.

US officials also think North Korea is a long way from trying something like this again considering the embarrassment this must have brought on Kim Jong...wonder how many scientists he had killed after this.

Keep trying Kim, you'll get there some day sport!