I wish I could make this stuff up and I'm sure it's a little confusing so I'll try to break it down for you as much as I can.

A man in Oklahoma is upset with his mother for marrying his sister...That enough is a WTF moment but it gets better. You see, his mother was also his wife at one point. Talk about all in the family. Patricia Spann, 43, and her daughter, Misty Spann, 25, were arrested after Oklahoma Police found out they had married in March 2016. This was the second time that Patricia had married one of her kids. Back in 2008, she married to her son but the marriage was annulled in March 2010.

Her reasons for marrying her kids?

She claims she married his son to keep him from being deployed in the military. Funny, I wasn't aware we were enacting the draft and you had a choice on whether or not to serve. But whatever, that's not what's weird here.

She claims to have married her daughter so she could foster a child with her. Like we need anymore of these screwed up people running around.

So there you have it in a nutshell. Oklahoma...what the actual f**k?

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