New Star Wars Pool Toys Look A Little……Adult

With the new Star Wars movie still shattering records, the folks over at Disney don't miss many opportunities to make a buck anywhere they can. Especially on licensed movie merchandise. The toys alone have brought in about 3/4 of a billion (yes billion with a b) dollars. So, being the giant corporation Disney is, they've decided to slap the Star Wars name all over everything...even pool toys.

However, the toys don't look much like pool toys at all as they do adult vibration stimulation devices....yes, dildos.

I'm not sure who green lit these things to go into production but I surely hope they have an updated copy of their resume handy, they might need it.

They're classified as "dive characters" but you gotta admit, they look like anything but.

Judge for yourself and May the Force be In You!