Here's the alleged scenario: the town of Brighton (in the U.K., perhaps?) has a disgruntled employee. Unfortunately for town officials, he also happens to be in charge of putting up the annual Christmas lights. He also happens to be very good at what he does. Check out this NSFW (and small children) video.

Now I say alleged,  because there is a question as to whether this is real or photoshopped. I say who cares? It's still awesome.

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