A few weeks ago, a man decided to stroll on down to the 16th street subway station in San Francisco. Not anything out of the ordinary right? Well this particular individual decided that his clothes were just too much of a hassle and so he did what any red-blooded, extremely unstable American would do.....he got naked.

That's not even the weird part. After he shed his clothing he decided that the good people of San Francisco needed a good old fashioned lap dance. He then proceeded to harass a young lady and an elderly gentleman all the while showing off his sweet gymnastics skills (bonus points for the dismount). A transit worker caught the whole bizarre episode on her cell phone camera and even gave shelter to the young lady who was being harassed....side note, you may have to turn your head to see some of the video.

This just proves my point. People who are either mentally unstable or on some incredibly powerful drugs have 2 natural enemies....Cops and clothing.

Wait....Troy Polamalu....Is that you?!?

By the way...according to witnesses, it took SFPD a little over 10 minutes to respond.....go figure.