Mr. Bodangles: Naked Man Crashes Wedding From His Hotel Room
When getting married in a public place, it’s pretty much become tradition for the wedding reception to be infiltrated by some level of outsider madness, like a couple of drunkards screaming “Hit it, buddy – we did!,” or a naked man who apparently has mistaken the phrase “pending nuptials” for “look at my genitals.”
That’s exactly what police in South Carolina say happened over the weekend at the Double Tree Hotel in Charleston. On Saturday, police arrested 20-year-old Samuel James Dengel after guests attending a wedding in the courtyard spotted the man standing naked in front of his hotel room window and dry-humping it for the entire congregation to see. Man, talk about a glass cutter!
Members of the wedding party were able to identify Dengel to police because they had apparently noticed a large tattoo on his back when he turned around to press his butt-cheeks up against the window. Incidentally, the tattoo was of a Latin phrase meaning “By the Power of Truth, I, while living, have Conquered the Universe,” which we believe is just a fancy translation for “I like to party.”
Rumor has it that the man now intends to change his name to Mr. Bodangles to more appropriately suit the indecent exposure charge he was hit with by Charleston police – punishable in a court of law with just a slap on the junk.