Michigan Man Dies in Traffic Accident While Watching Porn and Driving

According to Michigan State Troopers, a 58 year old man died in the overnight hours Monday night after he rolled his car on a highway on ramp near Detroit.  Police determined that the driver had become distracted and lost control of his 1996 Toyota.

You might say yeah, so what?  Well there's quite an embarrassing twist to the story because according to police, the guy wasn't wearing pants.  He was also watching porn and masturbating!  The deceased multi-tasker was apparently caught up in the movie, missed his exit and overcorrected causing his car to flip and ejecting him killing him instantly.

Not to make light of the story but come on...couldn't it have waited?  This just proves the importance of keeping your hands on the wheel.  No word if Michigan plans to start a billboard campaign on the importance of not masturbating while driving but allow me to start the "It Can Wait, Don't Masturbate" campaign.  Or how about "Arrive Alive, Don't Jerk and Drive"  Or even "Keep Your Hands At 10 And 2, Not 10 and You".....you're welcome.