Man Accused of Shooting Arrows at Neighbors……Completely Naked.
In the city of Pasadena TX (Southeast of Houston) 56 year old Robert Fife finds himself behind bars this morning charged with deadly conduct after police say he was caught shooting arrows at neighbors from his home……in the nude.
I’m not sure what misfires in a person’s melon during a drug induced tirade but whatever it is tells them that public enemy number 1 is…..clothing. Seems like heavy drug users just can’t seem to keep their pants on.
Investigators said Fife was using a bow to shoot arrows from his window, and at one point even shot an arrow at a 19-year-old neighbor.
Once he spotted officers, police said Fife closed his front door and refused to come out. Investigators said they were able to coax him into giving up.
No word on his court date…..Robin Hood would be ashamed of you sir.