If you've been anywhere near a web browser this week, you've probably already seen the security video of a woman walking through a mall while texting. Not paying attention to her surroundings, she tripped and fell into a fountain.

In her defense, I've done the same thing while attempting to chew gum and walk at the same time. The video was an overnight sensation and laughs were had all around... except by the woman who fell into the fountain.

Cathy Cruz Marrero appeared on "Good Morning America" to express her outrage that no one had come to her aid after she fell into the fountain. Attending the interview with her was her attorney who, so far as we know, has not fallen into a fountain due to not paying attention to where he was walking.

One of the mall's security guards that we interviewed* stated that they tried to call Cathy after she fell into the fountain but for some reason, the call went straight through to voicemail...

* We didn't interview anyone. We made that whole part up. We would have laughed if someone had said it though.