I mean, really. 22 year old University of Iowa student Robert Koehler was only trying to break up the monotony of a long, boring commencement ceremony by throwing toilet paper into the crowd, when he was arrested. Oh, the humanity!

According to a report in the Iowa City Press-Citizen, the sophomore was attending the University of Iowa College of Liberal Arts commencement ceremony last Saturday, and he just wanted to "stimulate a unified celebration." Koehler has pleaded not guilty to charges of disorderly conduct.

No word on whether anybody picked up on the irony of the guy's name, either. Koehler is also the name of a company that manufactures plumbing fixtures.