Human Hearts Sold at The Tiger Tote?
Okay. They’ve finally done it. Hats off to Science.
Scientists have successfully grown “live” human hearts in a lab using stem cells and will begin making the organs available to those in need of a heart. I hate to quote Joey Lawrence there, but sometimes you have to. “Whoa”. It’s as creepy as it is fantastic. It gives us more questions than answers. It has led a semi-rational, adult male to quote Joey Lawrence.
One of those questions :
Don’t take me wrong, here. Please reserve your judgement. If I were inclined to enjoy the taste of a fresh heart, which is still a big IF right now, would it be wrong to eat one of these “human” hearts? These “Live” hearts? IT WAS NEVER INSIDE OF ANYONE!! IT WAS NEVER ATTACHED TO A HUMAN!! So it wouldn’t even be cannibalism, right?
I just don’t see what all the fuss is about. It’s not reeeeeally a “human” heart. It’s just a bloody chunk of heart meat. And I’ve gotta admit…they look delicious. Hey, just sayin’.
What do you think? Am I wrong?
Do you think one day that these “human” hearts or other body parts may be mass produced, Henry Ford style, then sold in nice, little packages at the Tiger Tote? I hope so.