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How in the World Did That Get in There?Things Stuck in Inappropriate Places 2012-Your Year in Review

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It’s amazing the kinds of things that people end up getting stuck inside their own bodies,  both intentionally and unintentionally (I won’t even attempt to try to imagine why), but I will laugh and in some cases, cringe, as I check out the following list. Published in the Sun Sentinel of Ft. Lauderdale, Fla., this list was compiled from a seachable database of emergency rooms from across the nation. Isn’t the internet a wonderful thing?

Ear:
KEY
BUTTON
HOT WAX
PLASTIC DART
PIECE OF PAPER
“TOOTHPICK AND THEN HAIRPIN”
WOOD
SCREWDRIVER
PLASTIC DRINKING STRAW
ERASER
FLY
RUBBER BAND
KNIFE

Nose:
DIXIE CUP
HAIR BARRETT
“TWO KITCHEN MAGNETS IN EACH NOSTRIL”
COLORING PENCIL
NICKEL
WAD OF TOILET TISSUE
MARDI GRAS BEAD
SMALL TOY
PIECE OF PLASTIC HANGER
PICK-UP STICK
“BB PELLETS WHILE TRYING A MAGIC TRICK”
SCREW
STICKER
CRUCIFIX
BATTERY
TOY DIAMOND
“A PENNY OR POPCORN IN NOSE, SEEMS BOTHERED”

Throat:
LEMON SEED
MAXI PAD
CHECKER
THIMBLE
THUMBTACK
BUTTERFLY
PLASTIC TOY GUN
STAPLE
KEYCHAIN RING
NAIL
MODEL TOY AIRPLANE

Penis:
SPOON
PLASTIC ZIP TIE
FORKS
ORNAMENT
“PIECE OF TIMBER”
PEN
SODA CAN POP TOP

Vagina:
BEDPOST
“WAS DARED TO PUT A COSMETICS BOTTLE IN VAGINA”
TOY MICROPHONE STAND
SPOON
“COCK RING THAT BECAME DISLODGED”
METAL BAR
2 SPONGES
PIECE OF BASKETBALL SHORTS
SEWING NEEDLES
“PATIENT STATES SHE SLIPPED & FELL ONTO A TOY TRUCK WHILE CLEANING”
HAIRSPRAY CAP
TUB STOPPER
“12YOF GOING THROUGH MOM’S DRAWER, FOUND PENIS SHAPED ‘PLEASURE ITEM,’ EXPERIMENTING PUTTING IN HER VAGINA, COULDN’T GET OUT”

Rectum:
FRENCH BREAD
HAND WRENCH
CIGARETTE LIGHTER
CRAYON
“STUCK TOY IN RECTUM AND BROKE OFF, SAW MOM INSERT TAMPON AND MIMICKED”
VIAL OF BATH SALTS
ARTIFICIAL CHRISTMAS TREE BRANCH
DRUM STICK
VINEGAR BOTTLE
LOTION BOTTLE
MOUTHWASH BOTTLE
SHAMPOO BOTTLE
BABY BOTTLE
“LOOFA W/SUCTION CUP W/HOOK ATTACHED”

 

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