How Does Texas Rank When it Comes to the Size of…..Well You Know
Apparently not EVERYTHING is bigger in Texas. According to a recent survey conducted among condom users, Texas didn't rank so well when it comes to penis size. Dallas/Ft. Worth weighed in at #20 among cities and Texas ranked a measly 35th among states. Note to the ladies....I hear New Hampshire is beautiful this time of year.
By the way....Victoria wasn't even mentioned.....how rude!
Broken down by city, the list of the most well-endowed citizens according to condom users:
1. New Orleans
2. Washington DC
3. San Diego
4. New York City
5. Phoenix
6. Portland
7. Atlanta
8. San Francisco
9. Chicago
10. St. Louis
11. Seattle
12. Miami
13. Indianapolis
14. Columbus
15. Boston
16. Denver
17. Los Angeles
18. Detroit
19. Philadelphia
20. Dallas/Ft. Worth
How about the other states? Here are the results, we hope you did your part!
- New Hampshire
- Oregon
- New York
- Indiana
- Arizona
- Hawaii
- Louisiana
- Massachusetts
- Alabama
- Washington
- New Mexico
- California
- Arkansas
- Nevada
- Virginia
- Tennessee
- Illinois
- Oklahoma
- South Dakota
- Georgia
- Pennsylvania
- Mississippi
- Michigan
- Florida
- Rhode Island
- Kansas
- Maryland
- Minnesota
- Vermont
- Connecticut
- Wisconsin
- New Jersey
- North Dakota
- Idaho
- Texas
- Missouri
- Montana
- Ohio
- Nebraska
- Colorado
- Maine
- North Carolina
- Delaware
- South Carolina
- Kentucky
- West Virginia
- Alaska
- Iowa
- Utah
- Wyoming