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Funny Craigslist Ad of the Day

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OK so it is no surprise that you can buy just about anything on craigslist.  I’ve seen someone try to sell everything from a “used” pizza to “slightly used” diapers.  Furniture is not immune and some people will go to great lengths to get rid of an old recliner that you are ashamed of, the bed grandma died in, or in this case probably a really ugly coffee table.  So, I give you today’s Funny Craigslist Ad of the Day….enjoy!

Coffee Table of the Gods

This coffee table is perfect for someone with a cocaine habit or shooting a porno movie. As you can see from the photo, the majestic beauty of this coffee table rivals earthly treasures such as: the color of the sky at sunset, the laughter of a small child, and infidelity. Qualities of the table:

  • Carpeted
  • Mirrored
  • The muthertrucker spins
  • Doesn’t have any weird splotches under black lights

Due to the assumed large demand for this table, all inquirers will be subjected to a quiz to determine their level of badass-ity. The price of the table is firm: $7.83, four cans of Chef Boyardee Beef Ravioli, and a framed photo of Betty White.

  • Location: Minneapolis
  • it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

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