Funny Craigslist Ad of the Day
Here is today’s Funny Craigslist Ad of the Day. I don’t think I want to meet the girl who lowers her standards this much. Actually, maybe I do…who knows? All I do know is I’m stoked that one of them is actually getting married….to a woman I hope. To the eternal virgin who posted this on Craigslist, a word to the wise….you get what you pay for. Enjoy!
Woman DM needed for D&D based Adult Bachelor Party
Date: 2012-10-02, 2:02AM EDT
Looking for a woman with Dungeon Master experience in Dungeons and Dragons (specifically 3.0 or 3.5 editions) to run a game. The event is for a Bachelor Party and the “future husband to be” would prefer if the DM could be topless. With that said, I ensure you that nothing else is expect of you other than an exciting adventure.
- Dungeon Master experience in Dungeons and Dragons (preferably in 3rd or 3.5 Editions)
- Must be able to provide a picture including the face and body (No nudes please.)
- It is preferable that cup size be at least C or greater.
- If books are needed it must be stated ahead of time however it would be preferable if the DM had her own.
There will be 5 “guys” that will be participation including myself. We are at all above the age of 24. Each of us are gentlemen and will treat the Dungeon Master with the utmost of respect.
I honestly don’t know how to charge for this kind of service because it’s not something typically done so the compensation will be negotiated. It’s expected that the session last no less than 30 minutes.
A day prior to October 11th (The Day of the Wedding) would be ideal.
The location will be negotiated but priority will be give to the preference of the Dungeon Master.
Any other questions will be answered as needed. Only serious applicants need apply.
- Location: Pringe George’s County, MD
- it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
- Compensation: Payment will be negotiable based off of Experience and Requirements met.