This guy sounds like a keeper!!

Craigslist

Hello,
I am in need of housing near or in Berkeley. I have a general distrust and hatred for the human species. Please be OK with that. I am male, 28 years 8 months and 7 days old. I am a student at SRJC and I am seeking housing for the Spring Semester. I take all online classes, so I enjoy time alone in my room to get my work done and I also occasionally masturbate. I can go several days without masturbating but when I do I can go for hours, so please be respectful. I am balding, so please be OK with that. I am also quite pale because I suffer from Agoraphobia and hate to go outside. If you wouldn’t mind shopping for two people that would be great, I can cook, although I’m not very good. I am extremely antisocial so if I cook for the both of us please be out of the house. I can leave the food outside of your bedroom door. I don’t have friends or family, so please be OK with that. If you have animals and don’t mind them being molested this would be a perfect fit! I can have manic episodes, so please be OK with that. If you would like to schedule a meeting in a very secluded and non social atmosphere please email me…btw this is a serious ad and only serious inquiries please. There is a little truth in everything I have stated, so PLEASE BE OK WITH THAT!

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