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Bello Maasaba is what you might call a ladies' man. Maasaba is an Islamic faith healer in Niger who has married 107 women and fathered a whopping 185 children. Polygamy is common in the African country, but Maasaba's tally is high even by that nation’s standards.

In a bizarre twist, a first-class passenger was arrested this week after he was caught trying to smuggle two panthers, an Asiatic black bear, one macaque monkey and one marmoset in his luggage. According to the Guardian, the suspect, Noor Mahmoodr, was charged with "possessing endangered wildlife and smuggling endangered wildlife." The animals were reportedly drugged at the time, and rec

If this headline is true, you should only hang out with Maria Shriver & The Olsen Twins. You won't catch it from them. You might catch "Bad Kennedy luck" from Maria or an unnatural attraction to Bob Sagget from the Olsens. But you won't catch fat.

Up until two years ago, the boys at the Impington Village College in England were allowed to wear shorts during the warmer months, while the girls were allowed to wear skirts. That all changed when a new school policy banned the wearing of shorts at school - a surprising decision, considering that the girls' dress code remained the same.

Okay, I'm being told now that it's not actually the crypt keeper, but actually Maria Schriver. I am soooo embarrassed by my mistake. Forgive me. On a serious note, Arnold and Maria have officially separated. Wow. Didn't see that one coming. They've been together a long time. I've long heard rumors that Arnold was secretly, gravely ill and that Maria had temporarily suspended plans to leave him. It would've besmirched her good name if she had left him at a time of illness. But as it turns out, the doctors were wrong. It's not a Tuma.

About 30 years ago, Rose Pollard -- now 90 -- was proposed to by her ballroom dancing partner, Forrest Lunway. Instead of saying yes, though, Pollard told Lunway that she'd marry him only after he hit the big 100.

I guess the former president felt a little left out by all this "Obama-Osama" stuff. So he turned a local Sizzler Steakhouse into his own personal "National Address". Miss him yet? Enjoy this video.

For those wondering what recently killed terrorist leader Osama bin Laden did to pass the time at his secret compound in Abbottabad, Pakistan, we may have an answer. According to the NY Daily News (via CNN), small crops of marijuana were found in the deserted lots on the compound's perimeter.

That was the actual headline, before someone at MSN changed it to the more PC "Study Links Obesity and Sex Issues". I'm assuming that someone complained. I realize that it's a "weighty" issue. Pun intended

Twitter has seen some zany faux-accounts lately, including a NY Bronx Zoo snake escapee, Adolf Hitler and some random guy's liver. So when Osama Bin Laden rose from the dead and began tweeting via numerous accounts on Sunday night, it was only a little strange. Mostly, though, it was funny.

A late-night announcement made from the White House's East Room on Sunday set the world aflutter, and news of the death of Osama bin Laden quickly spread across the globe. President Barack Obama announced Sunday night that bin Laden had been killed and his body taken into U.S. custody in Pakistan. Word of the death of Al Qaeda's leader quickly spread, and politicians, celebrities and athletes bega