The loudest vacuum cleaner on the face of the Earth
Giving away absolutely free of charge, with no lien, mortgage, or other encumbrance of any sort, the undisputed world-record holder in the “loudest vacuum cleaner on the face of the Earth” category! Act now to take advantage of this truly unique opportunity! “Wow” your friends with this incredible Hoover!
To accurately describe this fine piece of machinery, I will need to be rather wordy, so please bear with me on this matter