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New Research Finds Bumping Uglies Only Burns 21 Calories — Dibs on Telling Richard Simmons
New Research Finds Bumping Uglies Only Burns 21 Calories — Dibs on Telling Richard Simmons
New Research Finds Bumping Uglies Only Burns 21 Calories — Dibs on Telling Richard Simmons
If you've always lived your life by the age-old myth that you can burn 300 calories every time you knock athletic shoes with your partner in carnal knowledge, a new study suggests that you might want to start bumping uglies on a stationary bike or elliptical machine – recent findings show the average person only burns roughly 21 calories while barely sweating it out in the sack.
Science Could Be Close to Mapping Out Alien Worlds
Science Could Be Close to Mapping Out Alien Worlds
Science Could Be Close to Mapping Out Alien Worlds
Scientists are making revolutionary advancements in how they study alien planets. Recently, astronomers discovered that they could use the process of reflecting starlight in order to create composite maps of unknown worlds that would enable them to define pertinent aspects of planetary life, such as land, water and clouds.
Want to Smash Cute Animals? Researchers Say You May Be Normal, But We Still Think You’re Sick
Want to Smash Cute Animals? Researchers Say You May Be Normal, But We Still Think You’re Sick
Want to Smash Cute Animals? Researchers Say You May Be Normal, But We Still Think You’re Sick
Having the uncontrollable urge to smoosh your neighbor’s adorable puppy or punch a random kitten in the face is "completely normal," according to a new study. So basically, researchers have found that the human race is full of psychopaths with a naturally aggressive response to things they find adorably vulnerable. Excellent.
Can’t Get Laid? Blame Your Genetics
Can’t Get Laid? Blame Your Genetics
Can’t Get Laid? Blame Your Genetics
Ever notice how some guys just do not seem to possess the proper genetics to be strong, successful or you know, get laid? According to a new study in the Scandinavian Journal of Medicine and Science in Sports. That’s because some men lack the actual gene that allows them to be risk-takers.
Bad News, Fellas: Masturbation Apparently Does Not Cure Insomnia
Bad News, Fellas: Masturbation Apparently Does Not Cure Insomnia
Bad News, Fellas: Masturbation Apparently Does Not Cure Insomnia
Medical experts have concluded that petting the walrus for Jesus, wrestling the bald-headed champ, punchin’ the munchkin, bopping the bologna, beating off, masturbating, or whatever you choose to call playing with yourself will not help a person fall asleep – no matter how much they do it. Shucks.
How Particle Physics is Ruining Your Netflix Experience
How Particle Physics is Ruining Your Netflix Experience
How Particle Physics is Ruining Your Netflix Experience
According to a Swiss research team, your Netflix queue may have more to do with physics than it does personal recommendations or anything else. This is mostly due to the algorithms in the system, which create biases based on previous movies which may have a high amount of views simply because of people's tendency to take a chance on movies that look terrible. Well, that explains why ‘The Expendabl
Prostate Cancer Treatment May Shrink Your Weenie
Prostate Cancer Treatment May Shrink Your Weenie
Prostate Cancer Treatment May Shrink Your Weenie
Frightened by the idea of an urban witch doctor with a 7-inch long finger giving you your annual, white-knuckle prostate exam? You should actually be more concerned about the possibility of your penis shriveling up like a California raisin.

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