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The Hottest Toy of the Season Might Also be the Dirtiest

This past Christmas there is no denying the hottest toy of the year was the coveted "Hatchimals".  People were lined up for hours to get their hands on one and they sold out at retailers all over the country...

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This iPhone ‘Theatre Mode’ Update Sounds Like a Threat

It’s hard to pass judgment on iPhone’s new “theatre mode” because, well, it doesn’t exist out in the real world just yet. But according to a new report, that might be changing sooner rather than later, as Apple’s latest update is said to include this mysterious function. What is it, exactly? What does it do? Is this good news or bad news? Is the sanctity of the theatrical experience facing a new, insidious threat? Whatever it is, we’ll probably find out on January 10, when the iOS 10.3 beta rolls out to iPhone users.

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Foul-Mouthed Amazon Echo Suggests All Kinds of Porn — To a Toddler [NSFW]

It's possible Alexa has a case of Tourette's.

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Chubby Toddlers Jiggling With Joy Is the Best Use of Weight-Loss Vibration Plates

After watching this, we don't care that the idea of a "weight-loss vibration plate" is an obvious sham.

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Kiss Cam Hero — Hockey Fan Smooches His Beer Instead of His Girlfriend

The spurned lady, who takes it surprisingly well, should maybe think about where she stands in the pecking order.

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Revisit Carrie Fisher’s Uproarious Roast of George Lucas at the 2005 AFI Awards

The world’s still stinging from the loss of Carrie Fisher yesterday, and while we will most likely remember her first as Princess Leia, the actress cultivated a long career of comedy after her Star Wars years. Her one-woman show Wishful Drinking was a must-see on Broadway, and her hilarious, often inscrutable Twitter account will stand as a testament to her bizarre wit. In the wake of Fisher’s sad death on Tuesday, one video in particular has begun to pop up again, and it might just be the comic’s most searing public appearance of all.

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Say Goodbye to 2016 With a Laugh: The Year’s Best News Bloopers Are Here

2016 may not have been everyone's favorite year, but in these closing days at least we have this to make us smile.

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Category: Humor, Television Tags:
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Tighten Those Whiteys, Here’s the First Look at ‘Captain Underpants’

A longtime boon to children looking to placate mothers who wish they’d read more, the Captain Underpants series of chapter books was the pinnacle of toilet humor to kids in the ’90s and early ’00s...

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Golfing on a Frozen Lake Is Maybe Not the Smartest Idea, It Turns Out

If you're a reasonable person, you've probably never walked out onto the frozen surface of a lake, dropped down a golf ball and taken a swing. But this fella here, he ain't the reasonable type.

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It’s Panda vs. Snowman in the Year’s Most Adorable Battle

The matchup you never thought you'd see.

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Ladies, Gentlemen, and Friends: I Give You Chewbacca Singing ‘Silent Night’

It’s the Friday before Christmas. Those of us who aren’t currently concealing the fact that we’ve slumped over at our desks in a eggnog-hangover-induced nap have glued our eyes to the clock, counting down the minutes to a leisurely holiday break. Everyone just wants to get home, gather with family or other loved ones around a crackling fire, put on the musical stylings of Burl Ives or Bing Crosby, and have a nice mug of hot cocoa. Time slows to a crawl on the Friday before a long weekend, and we both know you’re not getting any work done today, so why not kick back with the soothing sounds of Chewbacca moaning out a classic Christmas standard?

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Mike Coppola / Alex Goodlett / Mark Wallheiser, Getty Images
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Alec Baldwin Offers to Sing AC/DC’s ‘Highway to Hell’ at Donald Trump’s Inauguration

Famous Donald Trump critic Alec Baldwin is willing to perform at the inauguration, but on one condition...

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Category: Humor, Music News, Rock Tags: ,

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