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Funeral Processions = Stupid. Just Stupid.

I hate'em. They're just stupid. Sorry to offend anyone. But then again, what kind of moron would be offended because I think causing people to be late for appointments and obligations, because there's one hundred cars going at a snail's pace is...STUPID?

It is, what it is. Seems to me, there are far better ways to honor a deceased loved one than with a friggin' TRAFFIC JAM.

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You Tube
You Tube
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Hilarious Drug Commercial Parody [VIDEO complete with NSFW Language]

You see those drug commercials all the time on TV, often for afflictions we didn't even know existed until we saw the ad. Strange how the drug companies, who should be marketing to doctors, are pitching directly to consumers, who then go to their doctor insisting that this new miracle drug is one that they have to have right away! But I digress. Check out this commercial parody for a fake drug that will cure lots of different things, whether they exist or not. This video not suited for minors, and certainly not for the workplace either.

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Church Singing Doesn’t Get ANY Worse Than This!

Trust me, growing up Pentecostal in the The Smoky Mountains of Eastern Tennessee, I got to hear LOTS of gospel singing. LOTS. There was good. There was bad. Just like with any kind of music.

Then there's...this.

I'm not really sure what's going on in this video. I would imemdiately dismiss this as some kind of internet fake to get a few cheap laughs. But after watching my share of first "first rounds" on American Idol, I fully realize there are some UBER dillusional people in this word, when it comes to hyping their own talents.

WARNING : You can't "un-see" or "un-hear" this. Once you've played this video, it will forever be lodged in your memory.

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He's no Chuck Norris
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Need Some Trees on Your Property Cleared For Cheap?

At some point in your life, if you own land, you'll likely need a tree cleared off of your property for one reason or another. But MAN, can that get costly.

Maybe you should retain the services of the guy in this video. It's bound to be cheaper and a whole lot more entertaining to watch.

Check it out.

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Lil Bad ass
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Think Little Girls Aren’t Tough? This Video Will Change Your Mind

This girl is hardcore. She's the new Axl Rose. Cute? Debatable. I'm not one of those people that think every kid is cute, just because they're kids. Is she Hardcore? Hell, yeah. She rocks. Check it out.

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Super Bowl is Two Weeks Away…Let the Commercial Leaks Begin

I don't know if it will sell any Volkswagons or not, but this commercial will definitely be one of the bigger hits of Super Bowl Sunday.

Ever laid awake in bed wondering what a random pack of dogs singing the Imperial March Song from Star Wars would sound like? Well...now you can die without feeling like the good lord jipped ya.

How it's done? I have no clue. Quit asking questions. Just enjoy the commercial.

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You Tube
You Tube
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Great SOPA and PIPA Protest Song [VIDEO]

By now you have probably heard a little something about SOPA and PIPA, proposed legislation that could allow corporations to control what is released on the internet. The voices against the legislation have been seen all over the place, and are likely to result seeing them shot down, for now at least. Check out this clever song parody that sums up the situation below.

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YIKES!!
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Is this Gay?

This is just an honest question from an inquiring mind. Would it be a gay relationship if Rosie O'Donnel hooked up with "Chaz" Bono?

I know a few of you threw up in your mouth a little. Me too. The image isn't a pretty one and I apologize for that. Sincerely. But I still want to know. Would that be considered "Gay"?

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Musical Instruments
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Genius! Guy Makes Music With Kitchen Equipment

Proof that you can literally make music with anything, especially anything with an electric current. Hats off to this guy for making it happen. Cool video.

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Jodie Foster…Coming Out of the Closet Soon?

Did Ricky Gervais publicly "OUT" Jodie Foster at the Golden Globe Awards? I think he said what most people have been thinking for a loooong time. Does it matter? Nope.

Just sayin'.

Watch the video for yourself.

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A Midget is a Midget
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Dwarf Tossing Gone Bad

Better think twice before you toss that next dwarf. Peter Dinklage, an actor and known dwarf, while accepting his Golden Globe award, brought another dwarf's tragedy to public attention.

He mentioned a guy by the name of Martin Henderson. Then told the collective viewers to "google him".

What we found was a tragic story of a "big person on midget assault". Martin Henderson has been left badly injured, after being picked up and thrown outside of a bar in Southwest England.

Ithink to prevent future attacks like this, we should all check out this "Dwarf Tossing" video to get a better idea of what we're dealing with here.

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Memphis 40+ Years Behind

It seems like every major city in America has an MLK Blvd or Ave or St, right? Ironically Memphis hasn't...until now.

Good, Lawd...It's 2012!!! Despite what happened there in April of 1968, Memphis IS 65% African American. Now I don't care one way or the other, but I was quite surprised to find out that Memphis is JUST NOW adding a street named after Martin Luther King.

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